Well, folks, as previously mentioned: I hate lotion. With a passion.
Today I noticed that my hands are lookin a little dry. I then looked over at that forgotten bottle of lotion sitting on my desk. Haven't had to use it since last winter. Hmm...
I now have a plan. Since I'm working at my desk all day I have decided to schedule my moisturizing sessions of the day. I will now schedule 'Apply lotion' to my Outlook calender. Once, maybe twice a day I will receive annoying reminders pop up reminding me to put on lotion. A preemptive move, if you will.
Call me crazy? I know! I am! Who schedules lotion applications?!
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Memo would be proud!
That's crossing the line of sanity, scheduling lotion application notifications. My influence on you is clearly waning as the forces of darkness have come upon you.
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